quotations i love

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -Oscar Wilde

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Mark Twain

(When asked what he would like his epitaph to read) "on the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" W.C. Fields

The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me - George Bernard Shaw

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Wilde

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not. -Twain