The Escalade

Why do people buy SUV's if they have absolutely no idea how to drive them? I swear I almost get killed about four times a day driving in Philadelphia, mostly by SUV's. I am not the best driver but at least I drive a vehicle I can handle. I saw Samuel Dalembert(Sixers player, I see him at our gym a lot) the other day on the side of the road and I contemplated stopping to help him with whatever was going on with his tire. But then I thought, "What can I do to help this guy? Give him my tire gauge? Change his tire? First of all, this guy is like 7 foot 2, so I'm thinkin' his torque could be a little better than mine (even though I'm built like a Norweigan washwoman) and furthermore, he's loaded. So he could hire somebody to fix his car. Um, his SUV. Which I think he can drive.