From now on, I have a Boston Accent

Yep. I do. This whole Minnesotan accent just isn't cutting it for me. I spent Independence Day weekend in Boston and Cape Cod, and I heard the best accents (Second, of course, to Scottish ones). I want one. For instance,

1. We were in Provincetown and this guy came up to me and asked, "Do they sell be-eah he-eah?"
2. Sitting in front of the Esplanade on the harbor, they broadcast this kid wearing a Yankees jersey (the crowd booed him), and this guy in front of me proclaimed "That kid's gonna be scahhed fa life!"
3. This drunk idiot on the T yelled, "I can predict the futah- the sawks are gonna win the warld series- they're gonna trade Nomah fa Randy Johnson" I want to sound uneducated in a fun way. Why not.

So I'm gonna say, as Lars says, "Go up frickin' 495, past the pahkin lawt and take a left at the retahded kid"...